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Mr. Schlocky
01:47
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Brides and goons
Organ hot licks
Crunchy over creamy
Mr. Schlocky got hits
Mr. Schlocky got me goin’
I’m a scrambled man
We’re toasting to the tenors
On the Juiblex Cam
Eternal echo
Hot got dropped
Like the needle on a record
Mr. Schlocky!
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See the diamond domes
Smell the clearest light
We’ll get green tonight
In a castle with white walls
Watch the carved cones
Convoluted jewels
Moonshine on the pools
Wearing out their tassels
Diamond domes
Carved cones
And a cotton castle
Speak out my slumber
Walk upon your trails
Sparking down the rails
Through your locomotive life
We’ll get green tonight
In a castle with white walls
Diamond domes
Carved cones
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When I Was 10 Feet Tall
01:52
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I diversified my potfolio
When I was 10 feet tall
I hung the moon
I lost your clone
When I was 10 feet tall
I wrote my own ticket
I ransacked the wench
Abandoned the picket
I took up the wrench
I wanted to get into Mariana's trench
When I was 10 feet tall
My heart was made of fireworks
When I was 10 feet tall
I didn't mind it
But I sure liked it
When I was 10 feet tall
I bought a mojito
I harnessed the tech
Like fucking Phil Spector
Plowed into the wreck
I messed up the mushrooms to make you exist
When I was 10 feet tall
When I was 10 feet tall
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Memory’s Deathbed
01:07
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Here I lie
Where memory goes to die
On the bed
The end is nigh
There’s a whole lot of dust
On the Devil’s bedspread
Clear out some space
On memory’s deathbed
Clear out some space
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Noah Constrictor
01:30
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Noah
No more
Constrictor
Noah
No more
Constrictor
Quit squeezing my neck
Stop choking my throat
Quit fucking my life
Stop sucking my time
Noah
Quit squeezing my neck
Stop choking my throat
Quit fucking my life
Stop sucking my time
Noah
No more
Constrictor
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When Wagons Won't Circle
01:07
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The far outlaws
Plant musket seeds
When wagons won’t circle
Then wagons won’t circle
Poor ol’ maw
Gathers up dust
When the well don’t draw
Then the well don’t draw
She’s shot-to-trot
We’re totem souls
When wagons won’t circle
Then wagons don’t circle
We’re in the middle of everywhere
Where hate is the great uniter
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Anarchy in the USDA
01:44
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A career in mythology
Wesley Snipes as George Washington
You’re going with anarchy
Fuck your conference
I cut this with my machete
There are things worth doing for the story
I found her to be a formal lover
I took her to handjob school
Spacely Sprockets was a tyrannical overlord
Anarchy in the USDA
Sick zeros
No way to delay
There is nothing you
Can do to delay
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The Highest Individual
01:53
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He is wonderful
He’s plentiful
He’s transcendental
He’s the highest individual
He kissed a magic leaf
Now he’s floating above all the
Silly humans beneath
He can’t get enough
He’s flying sky high
He’s candid
He’s forceful
He’s a go-getter
He’s the highest individual I know
He pocketed a sheaf
Now it’s weighing his trousers
Heavy beyond belief
He can’t get enough
With his feet on the ground
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Instant Camaraderie
03:13
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She was first person, last page
On the last day of winter
Scuptures in the park a
Decolletage Majal
When I met her
She was tall and blonde
Descended from Odin
Like a fine haul of silver
Or a statue of gold
Shut up, she said
If she’s my true defective
I’m her woobie
It’s always a grab party
Nugs and kisses
We’ve created a conscious machine
Of instant camaraderie
Burn eternally, great lamp
Write lyrics for the label guy
It’s as if the knockers at my door
Were a wife-altering event
Embrace polygamy!
Nugs and kisses
We’ve created a conscious machine
Of instant camaraderie
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10. |
Joseph Seaport
01:29
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Yo ho ho
Barrel of bums
Swab your neck
Land ho!
Joseph Seaport’s harbormaster
Frederick M. Aryland
Ably assisted by
Billy Crude Lips
Frederick is sharp
Chortling and warped
Trembling fleshly
A fat Albert Einstein
Levy the tariffs
Go belowdecks
Take stock of the larder
And seawrack for wrecks
Dock the slip at
Joseph Seaport
Sign a red wiggler contract
Penry’s got the worms at
Joseph Seaport
At Joseph Seaport
At Joseph Seaport
Fare thee well
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