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Devil's Picnic

by Rectangle Creep

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1.
Landslip 01:15
Winter tides Storms that undermine Brine sloshing in the sea caves Bert McConnell went out His back door overlooking The stretch of eternity to Three Arch Rocks And he was falling Falling with his two feet on the ground The earth was plunging Landslip Bert felt the drop in his balls Crushing eternity and redwoods Edith McConnell called out But the back porch was a precipice She heard a distant explosion
2.
Skylight 02:12
Instrumental
3.
Queued up We filed in Double doors Astounding He learned it The news riled him Concentration We were dialed in Pink sailboats on the dingy bay Bobbing on swells Floaters and buoys by the rail Rotters and those boys on your trail We’ll make five knots or we’re dead Get your head dialed on Belly up On a stage Sondheim was all the rage Choreographed From out of state A neglected path To second-rate Doors swung open We filed in We were dialed in The opinion pages are atrocious Out to lunch in the seat of reason Bloodhounds and boys like roaches Survive the bomb to hunt another season We were in fact dialed in
4.
Must have gotten it from the Other side of the family Vaulting the tennis balls over The top of the chain link fence “You better not do that again” But the child sent it skyward Revealed the Hoffmann handicap And that’s when I know You were the uncoachable No part of you No pawn of gridiron dictators
5.
Riprap Trap 01:08
Try to make it up with gravel Or use jigsaw rocks Fifty pounds each Laid on the beach Seek to buffer all the ocean swells With derelict Model Ts With engine blocks See the sea hiss in On the double watch it boil And there’s no end of trouble Rips out all the rap You’ve stepped into the trap Keep on dumping pounds by the millions There’s no buffering the swells Ocean mansion gone to hell See the waves bearing Trees like battering rams Listen to the seas
6.
I heard a soft whirr A hum at the window Out of the whirr Came a light A bright light And out of the light Hummed a voice A sere voice And it said And it said “Look into the devil’s sweet room See the scream that grew wings Become the Orb Treader Collect for yourself An expensive shower Of useless trinkets”
7.
Tell John It’s not gonna stick on me I didn’t realize This conversation was approved Sixteen years You know that can’t be right Explain it tomorrow morning “On a Philadelphia patio If he gets here We’re going to Everest that” Shut up It’s not gonna stick on me Shut up I’m not your brother For trying to sue someone I get a little rip I showed up the other day Tell John It’s not gonna stick on me
8.
Shrinking of the longshanks Shirking responsibilities Let’s kick off early and have a drink The old men are young again We’re not talking Kick-the-Can But we’ll step away from the Oldsmobile sedan Take baby steps in an amoral land The old men are young again Sanity revolving Slowly resolving Emerging from a 40-year fog To meet the youth So uncouth And devoid of practical experience Lost my access to double-A RP What the fuck is wrong with me? Running around and carrying on The old men must be young again Not the result of a madman serum Not really any practical reason to fear them But their wild eyes inspire frantic unreason The old men are young again
9.
Woke up hot Sandpaper tongue Hanging the head On next to bottom rung I need to change some things Time to make some tweaks My life needs an adjustment I need to change some things Another glass awaits Possibilities are abundant Arby’s roast beef Plastered to my face Of memories I sense no trace I need to make some changes Go to sleep Cinderblock head With a lolling tongue And piss in the bed
10.
Teardrops for all we’ve lost Gazing eyes Like watery graves And sighs We can only shrug at the tides For what man or woman Can stop them Wells gone dry like Watery graves A wheelbarrow of gravel Can’t heal the land Or restore the sand Which lies in watery graves Last rites Last night The captain was quite a sight In watery graves
11.
Flavisol 00:47
Stepping into the cloak of Flavisol Was my finest role But it took a toll Prancing merrily up a trap door Is the memory’s core Such a colossal bore Tempestuously berating my critics’ Algorithmic analytics Making up the shortfall in stints Taking up the scepter of Flavisol Was my final role A script that I stole
12.
We are not included We were not invited to Windfalls redirected By the royal They Agape on the sidelines Not interacting but Watching the heist unfold In broad daylight Buttered up Dressed down Monied up and lobbied hard By the royal They
13.
On a slow summer’s day In Fort Lauderdale Ass end of July Down to my last $150 Iced beer buckets Flip-flops worn through Staring at the sun Failing to comprehend What a waitress just told me (I absconded with the gratuity) Slouched into the shady parlor I asked for a mellow tattoo A sun in descent Grass skirt and coconut bra A shade of hues And every person who saw it Said Hey bro That’s a mellow tattoo
14.
Candytown beckoned blues Tommy lit the fuse Threw the curtains back He knows not what to choose Just as sharp as chisels All his denials fizzled Overbite and piercing sheath New nosferatu teeth Take me out to Croglin Grange My family will arrange To pierce traditional tombs Colorful reds are on the loom Let’s find a quiet spot To air our grievances A question of to be or not We can’t tell what she says Candytown lies in ruins Tommy blown to smithereens Flames climbing up the curtains Ain’t no choices left to choose
15.
Do we have 25 beans In the haircut budget? I need a trim A shape A buzz An opportunity to save When I make my haircut budget Go number two On the sides Up to that point Above that take off nothing Do a little more To a little part Make it wider For the haircut budget Assuming I make My haircut budget
16.
I’ll be the mustache You be the beard They’ll tear the fucking tongue Out of your head “They’ll tear the tongue out of the beard” Exclaimed Danny Wonderful We go to parties We go to events We light the goddam red carpet aflame Shine in your eyes Don’t they have a fire extinguisher You bet your ass they don’t So open your throat Expel an oath To the most Scintillating personality Who exists upon this earth Danny Wonderful Called his boss in for a meeting And he said “You’re fucking fired” He’s Danny Wonderful
17.
Not to hit you In the heart Nor the muscle But in the sinew And in the ribs A working man’s anatomy Teased into a musical line And in so being Goes indirectly Through the heart To the spine and To the mind
18.
What about your beard? I’m not letting it go Not gonna shave before the show Will you change your eyes? Don’t ask me yet Everything you say sounds like a threat Surely we will dance in a trance The dance of doubling your chances What is it you feared? What was it the tarot volunteered? Was your fortune auspicious? Are your mental patterns judicious? What of the pants? I’ll gird them to myself With absolutely no preparation first What was it the tarot volunteered? That can’t be your tie It's done up in a bow What is you feared? So now you ask Why can’t I be normal In a trance Surely we will dance in a trance The dance of doubling your chances

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released January 28, 2022

Joseph Airport Records — JAR-023
©2022 Tsunami Patrol Music

An assortment of outtakes, jackanapes and also-rans from FOREST TEMPLE, BAYOCEAN, DOUBLE SUPERFINE, and others

Rectangle Creep: Jereme Sanborn, Dan Jircitano, Matthew Cutter

Ben Baker: Drums on tracks 3, 11 and 14
Patrick Cutter: Backing vocals on track 18

All songs written and recorded by Rectangle Creep
Mastered in the Village of Rock

Cover collage, "Devil's Picnic," by Cutter

Thanks to Mo, April, Jojo, Bob, Big Ben, DTS, and the Furious Five

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