Instantly Prolific EP

by Rectangle Creep

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released August 2, 2016

All songs by Rectangle Creep
©2016 Tsunami Patrol Music

Joseph Airport Records - JAR-004

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Track Name: Mr. Schlocky
Brides and goons
Organ hot licks
Crunchy over creamy
Mr. Schlocky got hits

Mr. Schlocky got me goin’
I’m a scrambled man
We’re toasting to the tenors
On the Juiblex Cam

Eternal echo
Hot got dropped
Like the needle on a record

Mr. Schlocky!
Track Name: Carved Cones and a Cotton Castle
See the diamond domes
Smell the clearest light
We’ll get green tonight
In a castle with white walls

Watch the carved cones
Convoluted jewels
Moonshine on the pools
Wearing out their tassels

Diamond domes
Carved cones
And a cotton castle

Speak out my slumber
Walk upon your trails
Sparking down the rails
Through your locomotive life
We’ll get green tonight
In a castle with white walls

Diamond domes
Carved cones
Track Name: When I Was 10 Feet Tall
I diversified my potfolio
When I was 10 feet tall

I hung the moon
I lost your clone
When I was 10 feet tall

I wrote my own ticket
I ransacked the wench
Abandoned the picket
I took up the wrench
I wanted to get into Mariana's trench
When I was 10 feet tall

My heart was made of fireworks
When I was 10 feet tall
I didn't mind it
But I sure liked it
When I was 10 feet tall

I bought a mojito
I harnessed the tech
Like fucking Phil Spector
Plowed into the wreck
I messed up the mushrooms to make you exist
When I was 10 feet tall

When I was 10 feet tall
Track Name: Memory’s Deathbed
Here I lie
Where memory goes to die
On the bed
The end is nigh

There’s a whole lot of dust
On the Devil’s bedspread
Clear out some space
On memory’s deathbed

Clear out some space
Track Name: Noah Constrictor
Noah
No more
Constrictor

Noah
No more
Constrictor

Quit squeezing my neck
Stop choking my throat
Quit fucking my life
Stop sucking my time

Noah

Quit squeezing my neck
Stop choking my throat
Quit fucking my life
Stop sucking my time

Noah
No more
Constrictor
Track Name: When Wagons Won't Circle
The far outlaws
Plant musket seeds
When wagons won’t circle
Then wagons won’t circle

Poor ol’ maw
Gathers up dust
When the well don’t draw
Then the well don’t draw

She’s shot-to-trot
We’re totem souls
When wagons won’t circle
Then wagons don’t circle

We’re in the middle of everywhere
Where hate is the great uniter
Track Name: Anarchy in the USDA
A career in mythology
Wesley Snipes as George Washington
You’re going with anarchy

Fuck your conference
I cut this with my machete
There are things worth doing for the story

I found her to be a formal lover
I took her to handjob school
Spacely Sprockets was a tyrannical overlord

Anarchy in the USDA
Sick zeros
No way to delay
There is nothing you
Can do to delay
Track Name: The Highest Individual
He is wonderful
He’s plentiful
He’s transcendental
He’s the highest individual

He kissed a magic leaf
Now he’s floating above all the
Silly humans beneath
He can’t get enough
He’s flying sky high

He’s candid
He’s forceful
He’s a go-getter
He’s the highest individual I know

He pocketed a sheaf
Now it’s weighing his trousers
Heavy beyond belief
He can’t get enough
With his feet on the ground
Track Name: Instant Camaraderie
She was first person, last page
On the last day of winter
Scuptures in the park a
Decolletage Majal
When I met her

She was tall and blonde
Descended from Odin
Like a fine haul of silver
Or a statue of gold
Shut up, she said

If she’s my true defective
I’m her woobie
It’s always a grab party
Nugs and kisses
We’ve created a conscious machine
Of instant camaraderie

Burn eternally, great lamp
Write lyrics for the label guy
It’s as if the knockers at my door
Were a wife-altering event

Embrace polygamy!

Nugs and kisses
We’ve created a conscious machine
Of instant camaraderie
Track Name: Joseph Seaport
Yo ho ho
Barrel of bums
Swab your neck
Land ho!

Joseph Seaport’s harbormaster
Frederick M. Aryland
Ably assisted by
Billy Crude Lips

Frederick is sharp
Chortling and warped
Trembling fleshly
A fat Albert Einstein

Levy the tariffs
Go belowdecks
Take stock of the larder
And seawrack for wrecks

Dock the slip at
Joseph Seaport
Sign a red wiggler contract
Penry’s got the worms at
Joseph Seaport

At Joseph Seaport
At Joseph Seaport
Fare thee well